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TALES FROM AN UNRAVELING THEATREGOER-PART ONE
Theatre Schmooze By: Joel Markowitz
Help me. I’m getting paranoid. Is my real name “Job” (pronounced JOHB) not “Joel”? Every time I go to the theatre, some gum chewing, slow-as-molasses candy opening, coughing, hacking, cell phone ringing, non-stop talking, playbill crunching theatre goer sits in front of me, or next to me or behind me, and my blood pressure rises. Is there a sign on my back that says: “Please torture this Jewish man and misbehave badly near him. And don’t forget to unwrap that candy at the most dramatic moment of the play”?
2 MINUTES IN THE PENALTY BOX FOR ROUGHING
I saw History Boys last weekend in The Big Apple and a fight broke out. I thought I was at a hockey game. An elderly gentleman decided to sit in someone else’s seat, and when the legitimate owner of that seat returned from freshening up and buying his box of Dots, anger ensued and punches were thrown. The actors were stunned, and were having a difficult time continuing with the play. Instead of removing the three noisemakers from the theatre and taking them outside, the ingenious stage manager decided he would straighten out the problem in the theatre, in front of the combatants’ seats. Those of us who sat in the row in front of the feuding few, couldn’t hear what was happening on the stage.





By Debbie Minter Jackson

DC Theatre Reviews has an announcement! Lorraine Treanor who has been working unheralded here at DCTR has decided to be an official part of the team. Please welcome Lorraine as our Promotions and marketing Director!
By Valeria Lamarra with Lorraine Treanor



