The Chronic Single’s Handbook

Travel should take you places—so says the tagline of a major hotel chain (and the Brooklyn-based indie band The Kickdrums). In his one-man show, The Chronic Single’s Handbook, Boston-based writer and performer Randy Ross brings the audience along on his search for love, which takes him across four continents. Unfortunately, after 60 minutes of storytelling, our destination—and our guide—seemed unchanged and indistinguishable from our point of departure.

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Billed as “Eat, Pray, Love from a man’s perspective,” the show is based on the true story of Ross’s trip around the world in search of the perfect woman. The impetus for this journey is our narrator finding himself in his 50s, never married, and recently laid off, with only Ambien, Vicodin, and Heineken to keep him company. So, he takes his severance, packs his things, and heads to Greece, South Africa, and Southeast Asia in search of what he can’t seem to find at home.

Rather than recount tales of food, prayer, or love, Ross reveals bits of himself via tales of sexual misadventures—of the three overseas encounters he describes, two go unconsummated, and the one that does he has to pay for—and flashbacks to his life and past relationships in Boston, where he can’t seem to force himself to be content with yoking himself a boring, safe partner, and instead is compelled to seek out wild, unstable women.

There are some genuinely funny moments throughout Ross’s retelling, and just as many that make you cringe (not always necessarily in a bad way). Ross himself is a natural performer once he gets into it—for the first scene or so, his delivery was a little stiff and reminiscent of a motivational speaker, but as the story unfolds, he becomes more relaxed and settles into his own skin. This allows the audience, too, to relax and go with him on his journey.



The Chronic Single’s Handbook

by Randy Ross
60 minutes
at Gearbox
1021 7th Street NW 3rd Floor
Washington, DC, 20001
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For all of the globe trekking and flashing back and forth between time that occur throughout the play, one gets the sense by the end that we’re right back where we started. The supposed reason for his jaunt is to find love and his ideal woman, but that mission goes unfulfilled. There’s also the more introspective journey of attempting to move away from erratic women and settle for a more average ladyfriend, but that, too, doesn’t seem to take. In fact, the only thing that’s overtly different about his life by the end of the piece is that he ditches his therapist. I suppose determining not to settle and instead embrace his life as a crazy-person-loving bachelor in itself could be deemed progress, but this is never really explicitly acknowledged.

Ross announces in the program that the material upon which the play is based will soon be turned into a novel, and perhaps this format will better allow him to show how his adventures have changed him. As it’s presented now, however, for a play about travel, The Chronic Single’s Handbook isn’t particularly transporting.



John Bavoso About John Bavoso

John Bavoso is a DC-based playwright, marketer, book and theatre reviewer, and aspiring wrangler of unicorns who is thrilled to be returning to the DCTS Fringe Crew after a year away. He is a member of the Dramatists Guild and a Pinky Swear Productions company member. His first full-length play, Olizzia, premiered at the 2014 Capital Fringe Festival, and his is 10-minute plays have been produced by the DC Queer Theatre Festival and Source Festival in DC and the Short + Sweet Theatre festival in Sydney, Australia. His work has appeared on websites like, Lambda Literary Review, and The New Gay and in magazines such as the Diplomatic Courier, the G8 Summit Magazine, and Metro Weekly. You can learn more about him and his work on his website,



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