Geoffrey: “Critics are gonna murder us. Jack’s an American movie star, that’s all they care about, right?” Richard: “They can’t ignore what happened on this stage tonight!” Geoffrey: “What did happen, exactly?” Richard: “I…I don’t know! This is all new to me!” Geoffrey: “Then please, join us again! We do eight shows a week, matinees […]

“There is one thing…I just happen to believe this play is the single greatest achievement in Western art. We’ve got that going for us.” – Geoffrey

May: “Geoffrey just fired Darren.” Anna: “Oh God. I have such mixed feelings about that.”

[wpcol_1quarter id=”” class=”” style=””] [/wpcol_1quarter] [wpcol_1quarter id=”” class=”” style=””]         This week’s guests: (see their reactions below)[/wpcol_1quarter] [wpcol_1quarter id=”” class=”” style=””] [/wpcol_1quarter] [wpcol_1quarter_end id=”” class=”” style=””] [/wpcol_1quarter_end] “Actors! You’re all the same! You’re all a bunch of selfish, whiny children! Well fuck you all! Fuck off, you fuckers!” – Maria

[wpcol_1third id=”” class=”” style=””] [/wpcol_1third] [wpcol_1third id=”” class=”” style=””]       This week’s guest: (see her reactions below)[/wpcol_1third] [wpcol_1third_end id=”” class=”” style=””] [/wpcol_1third_end] Nahum: “Oliver Welles…he died last night.” Kate: “So I’m not fired?” (a moment of genuine grief and processing by Kate) Kate: “So what’s going to happen to Hamlet?” Nahum: “Hamlet will […]